Posted by
Roxanna M. on Saturday, February 17, 2007 10:28:59 AM
Some global warming lemmings, led by the head lemming himself, Al Gore, have announced plans for concerts worldwide - Shanghai, Sydney, Johannesburg, and London, with more in Brazil, Japan and right here - to mobilize action to stop global warming.
I might start believing in man-made global warming when:
1. I see these rich, pampered rock stars actually use something besides internal combustion engines to get themselves, their entourages, and their equipment to all of these locations. Don't forget, don't use the air conditioning.
2. I see every single person attending these concerts arrive by either walking, riding a bike, or using a hybrid vehicle.
3. I see every single person attending these concerts, including the acts themselves, not breathing. Since carbon dioxide contributes to global warming, each and every one of these individuals should do their part by holding their breath, thereby not contributing to the problem.
Farce doesn't even begin to describe this.