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Baby, It's Cold Outside

  It's a good thing I don't want to go anywhere right away this morning.  You see, there's a couple of inches of global warming on the ground.  I can barely make out my driveway.  Wonder if I have antifreeze in the radiators of the cars that are covered with global warming?  It's for dang sure that if I go anywhere, the four-wheel drive I have on my gas-guzzling SUVs is coming to come in mighty handy.

  It's below 20 right now.  So far, my pipes are in good shape.  The sick cat we're nursing is probably thankful to be inside right now instead of his usual outside.

  It's beautiful!  The tree limbs are encrusted in white.  So are my weeds, for that matter.  The mountains beyond my trees look like they've been heavily sprinkled with powdered sugar.  Have you ever noticed how really quiet it is when there's global warming all over the ground?  The silence is quite astonishing.

  If the sun comes out at all today, all of this beautiful global warming will melt away in an hour or two.  So right now, I'm just going to enjoy how beautiful it is and wonder why Hot Air Al hates it so much.

  P.S.  Think I'll take a picture and send it to the grandkids.  Wouldn't want them to miss out on global warming in action.

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