Posted by
Roxanna M. on Sunday, March 04, 2007 9:53:46 AM
After it came out that Hot Air Al was really an energy hog - who soothes his conscience by "buying" green power from his own company - we learned that President Bush is more eco-friendly than Mr. Gore. Isn't that the way of it. Some of us actually practice what the hypocrites only preach.
Speaking of hot air, I hear that there's global warming happening on Mars, and not an SUV in sight. How can this be?
Hillary is in trouble with the Left because of her stance on the Iraq war. Because she needs to placate both the Left and the Right in order to win, she's having a problem. Never fear, here comes Boy Clinton to the rescue. In an effort to smooth things over, he's taken to saying that Iraq is important and that we just can't pull out. Those two have a very symbiotic relationship. She used him to get where she is, and now he's using her to get back into the White House.
A very popular website is touting how you can survive nuclear destruction. Why, exactly, would I want to?
The sins of the fathers has now been visited on the sons. Turns out that a distant ancestor of Mitt Romney was a polygamist, while a couple of distant ancestors of Barack Obama owned slaves. You have got to be kidding. The only people who might use these facts as criteria for voting for or against either of these men are people I don't want voting in the first place.
George Soros bought $62 million dollars worth of Halliburton stock. Apparently, he's not going to let his "beliefs" get in the way of his profits.
Well, Anna Nicole Smith is finally going to be laid to rest. Tell me again, why exactly is she famous?
James Cameron, who used to be a famous director, has apparently found the remains of Jesus, his wife, Mary Magdalene, and their son, Judah. I'm no expert on the subject, but I think that if God had had a grandson, the Bible would have mentioned it at least once.