Posted by
Roxanna M. on Monday, March 19, 2007 11:12:58 AM
Rosie O'Donnell announced that she is being treated for depression. Come on now, she's Rosie O'Donnell. If you were her, wouldn't you be depressed?
Rep. Pete Stark (D-CA) announced that he doesn't believe in God. I don't know why he thinks this comes as a big surprise. What has he ever said or done that would lead anyone to think that he believes in any power higher than himself?
States are discovering that imposing higher and higher taxes on cigarettes are causing people to stop smoking, thus reducing revenues, which will probably lead them to raise taxes some more. Hmmm! When something costs more, people buy less. What about this basic principle of economics is so difficult for legislators to grasp?
Madeleine Albright announced that America has lost its moral authority. She's right. That happened at the exact same moment that Bill Clinton dropped his drawers in the Oval Office to be serviced by some young girl he had just met and whose name he didn't even know.
In order to shelter some of their income, Bill & Hillary gave $5 million to the Clinton Family Foundation, which then gave a grant to a charity connected to the man who helped her make $100,000 in commodities all those years ago. Hush money?
The 51-49 democrat majority in the senate is an illusion. Tim Johnson (D-SD) has been in the hospital for months. He may never resume his seat again, which reduces the actual majority to 50-49. Joe Lieberman (I-CT) is an independent, even though he usually goes left. Thus the actual count is 49-49-1. And, Lieberman has announced that he may go over to the right side of the fence. Whatever will Harry Reid do then?
Venezuelan strongman Hugo Chavez is beefing up his country's military in preparation for an attack from us. That's right, Hugo. America's got nothing better to do than attack you. He's so busy ruining his country's economy that he should be more worried about his own people.
Rick Kaplan, the guy brought up to save CBS from Katie Couric, advised Bill Clinton during one of his scandals. But don't worry, there's not going to be any bias at the Clinton Broadcasting Service.
According to the latest poll Iraqis, by a margin of 2-1, believe that their life is better now than under Saddam. President Bush has actually accomplished something in foreign policy, which neither of his most recent democrat predecessors can say. Why do think the democrats are so intent on wrecking it?