Posted by
Roxanna M. on Monday, March 26, 2007 4:08:46 PM
I am Al Gore, hear me roar.
I'm simply too big to ignore.
I'm center stage and here I will reside.
Because it's my turn up to bat,
and I've got my shtick down pat.
I'm on a roll, so kindly step aside.
Though I am wrong,
it's such an easy sell.
Hypocrite? For sure.
But, man, it sure pays well.
If I have to,
I will say anything.
I will fudge.
I will equivocate.
I am Al Gore.
I've got an Oscar on my shelf.
Perhaps a Nobel for myself?
I'm basking in such global adulation.
But I won't take no stinking pledge,
'cause my bets I aim to hedge
while spewing forth this phony information.
Though I am wrong,
it's such an easy sell.
Hypocrite? For sure.
But, man, it sure pays well.
If I have to,
I will say anything.
I will fudge.
I will equivocate.
I am Al Gore.