Posted by
Roxanna M. on Tuesday, July 31, 2007 4:34:09 PM
DEMOCRAT NATIONAL COMMITTEE
July 31, 2007
WE'VE GOT BIG TROUBLE!
The New York Times published an article by two men from the Brookings Institute that claimed the surge in Iraq is working. Since the Times and the Institute are usually always in our corner, I feel so betrayed.
WE CAN'T HAVE THIS!
Under NO circumstances can the American people be allowed to hear or read that the surge might be working. The lies we've been peddling will be seen for what they are. We've been bashing Bush on Iraq for far too long now to see all our hard work go down the drain.
IRAQ MUST BE DEEMED A FAILURE!
Anything less than a complete and utter pullout BEFORE things turn around will result in an uptick in Bush's polling numbers, at a time when he's already way too far ahead of Congress in that regard. If Iraq is deemed a success, people will once again start looking to the Republicans. Hillary, taking all sides as usual, will be in good shape. Obama, however, will look like a dunce for so proudly claiming that he was always against the war. How will that look for our vice-presidential nominee?
THIS IS WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE NOW!
Call our members of Congress and tell them to step up the chatter regarding withdrawal. Tell them to hold the entire budget hostage if they have to. Call our allies in the mainstream media and tell them to focus on how many Americans have died. Tell them to re-run all the old stories about out-dated equipment and faulty vests.
BUSH MUST FAIL, IRAQ MUST FAIL, AMERICA MUST FAIL OR WE WILL FAIL!
Get moving,
Blowhard Scream
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