Posted by
Roxanna M. on Monday, April 21, 2008 4:55:04 PM
In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. He said let there be light, and there was light. He said let the water under the sky be gathered to one place, and let dry ground appear. And it was so. He said let the land produce vegetation, seed-bearing plants, and trees that bear fruit with seed in it. And it was so. He said let the water teem with living creatures and let birds fly across the expanse of the sky and let the land produce living creatures. And it was so. Then God made man in his own image, male and female He created them, to rule over the fish of the sea, the birds of the air, over the livestock, and over all the earth. And God saw all that He had made, and it was very good.
And the birds of the air and the livestock of the earth, together with man, lived for thousands of years. And they exhaled carbon dioxide into the atmosphere. And the carbon dioxide nourished the vegetation, seed-bearing plants, and trees that bear fruit with seed in it, which in turned cleaned the air so that the birds of the air and the livestock of the earth, together with man, could live. And it was good.
But then The Left declared that man was greater than God and began to implement plans to alter all that God had created. The Left declared that carbon dioxide was a greenhouse gas and harmful to the planet. In the place of gasoline, The Left said there must be biofuels, and it was so. And The Left said that the ground once used to grow food for the birds of the air and the livestock of the earth, together with man, must be used to grow biofuels. And it was so.
Then the birds of the air and the livestock of the earth, together with man, began to starve. And man began to fight against man in order to feed himself and his family. And The Left said it was good, because the ones who were dying didn't count.
And The Left said that more land must be used for growing biofuels, and it was so. And as more land was used to grow biofuels, there was less ground to grow food for man. Man began to die off in even greater numbers, and The Left said it was good because only the strong survive.
And then one day The Left looked around and saw what it had done. The Left did not know how to grow its own food, and the people who did had died. The Left did not know how to make its own clothes, and the people who did had died. The Left did not know how to build the motor vehicles that ran on biofuels, and the people who did had died. The Left did not know how to support itself, and the people who were the engine of the economy had died.
And God laughed at the folly of man.