Posted by
Roxanna M. on Tuesday, June 17, 2008 10:48:53 AM
Five surgeons are in town for a medical conference. Over drinks, they debate who makes the best patients on which to operate.
The first surgeon says: "I like accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second surgeon says: I like electricians. Everything inside them is color-coded."
The third surgeon says: "I like librarians. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon says: "I like construction workers. Those guys understand when you have a few parts left over."
The fifth surgeon says: "You've got it all wrong. Politicians are the best. They have no guts, no hearts, no brains, and no spine. And, their heads and rears are interchangeable."