Posted by
Roxanna M. on Monday, August 24, 2009 12:28:22 PM
A man walked into a high-tech bar and noticed that the bartender was a robot. As he sat down, the robot clicked a couple of times and asked, "Sir, what will you have?" The man answered, "A martini, please." The robot clicked a couple of times and then made the man the best martini he had ever had. After serving him, the robot asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?" When the man answered, "164", the robot proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity, interstellar space travel, and the latest medical breakthroughs.
Needless to say, the man was most impressed. He left the bar, but then returned to try something different.
When he sat down at the bar, the robot clicked a couple of times and asked, "Sir, what will you have?" The man answered, "A martini, please." The robot clicked a couple of times and served up another delicious martini, asking, "Sir, what is your IQ?" When the man answered "100", the robot proceeded to discuss Nascar and the latest sports scores.
Again, the man was impressed and left the bar, returning again to try something different.
When he sat down at the bar, the robot clicked a couple of times and asked, "Sir, what will you have?" The man answered, "A martini, please". The robot clicked a couple of times and served up yet another delicious martini, asking, "Sir, what is your IQ?" When the man answered "50", the robot asked very slowly,
"A-R-E Y-O-U H-A-P-P-Y W-I-T-H O-B-A-M-A?"